This is actually so much deeper than some people might think
well yea she’s underground
did you really just
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
do you ever just think about mountain dew
I mean look at it
that dew could be from anything on the mountain
it could be goat piss
they could be selling us sugary, hyperactive mountain goat piss in a bottle
Spongebob is probably the weirdest show that has ever existed.
YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID
WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO
AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
guys i gotta ‘fess up
The real hunger games
Can we all just take a moment and admire how lovely Jennifer Lawrence is??
*sings the 12 Days of Christmas song*
*gets to the part about 5 golden rings*
*sonic bursts through the wall and i start screaming*
ho ho ho, you’re too slow
i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to water but i cant make it stare its reflection in the face and realize its an ass”