realityleftmelongago asked: Do you know of any gender-neutral alternatives to ma'am or sir? I was just on the phone and after being put on hold the person at the other end said "ma'am?" to see if I was still here, and I was wondering what someone in that situation could say that wouldn't assume I was female just from my voice.
None are coming to mind actually. Um, you could avoid the pronoun trouble and just say “excuse me?” (Seriously, English and its gendered forms of address)
Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*
"So how’s school?"
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.
HOW ABOUT NO
"I don’t want to breathe if you can’t, Hazel Grace."
this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit
f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade
Anonymous asked: why have I been following this blog for so long
because its SO good
i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun